My wife  :   Darling, you look like a kopi-tiam waiter with the
                                towel slung over your shoulder - "teh-si, jik pui!!"
 

                   Mal  :  Sorry dear...I put both sugar and condensed milk or
                              milk powder in whatever beverages I make. So it's
                             not to your liking. And honey..I think I look pretty
                         nice in this picture. At least I smiled (as you
                     always insist I should do)
 
 
 

                    My wife  :  You told me to hold 'it' at all times, even when we
                             sleep ma, so I am holding 'it' now lor. Why?
                           Checking if I am loafing around my job izzit?
 

                     Mal  :   No dear...you were holding it a bit too tight! Ouch!!